Coke

There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying somewhere over Africa. It suddenly

had a malfunction, and went down somewhere. A few weeks later, PepsiCo sent a rescue plane

out to look for the lost plane. They found a tribe of cannibals. They walked up to the Chief

of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash. The Chief goes, "Yeah". When

asked where the crew was, the Chief replyed, "We ate the crew, and we drank the Pepsi". The

rescue crew was shocked. On eman asked, "Did you eat their legs?" The Chief replied, "We ate

their legs, and drank the Pepsi". Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?" The Chief

said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi". After longing totally perplexed for a

minute, a third asked, "Did you...you know...eat their...things??" The Chief says, "No".

"No?" asked the rescuers. "No", replied the Chief, "THINGS go better with Coke".