Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, thecaptain

announced, "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an our longer. But don't

worry we have three engines left". Thirty minutes later, the captain announced, "One more

engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine

left".
An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three

hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left".
One blonde looked at the other blonde and said, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here

all day".